yours truly

Dear Math Teacher,

Just because you talk slowly
it doesn't make it easier.

Sincerely,
confused student

Dear [unknown number],

Yes, I am very sure this is my phone, not your brother's.
That won't change no matter how many times you text me.

Sincerely,
very annoyed

Dear Sabrina,

Way up there,
You and I
You and I

it's been on repeat all day

Love,
also obsessed

Dear Spring,

I think you should come early this year.
like soon. now.

yours truly,
tired of the cold

Dear Sherlock,

Even if your show wasn't awesome-
What am I talking about?
Of course it's awesome
It's full of British accents

sincerely,
a fan of high-functioning sociopaths

Dear Sydney,

One day you have to take me
to the beach in Elsalvador.

Love,
amante del mar